Ode To The Charlatan

Buy your way to paradise, 

Buy lives youve lived before. 

Buy trinkets, but truth and trandensence might cost a little more? 

All those stalls of crystal balls, have wonders to behold, 

Have you not yet learnt that all that glitters is not gold? 

Its all in you, you see. 

Its gratis mate, its free. 

Its in yourself you find the key to your spirituality . 

No need to take out finance to fund your yogic guidance, 

No need to pay the booking charge, the added VAT . 

Ah these healers make some profits while the sheep fill up there coffers,

But it all looks like a sham inside a mockery to me . 

So raise the double standard! 

Raise your hearts and hands! 

Empty out your pockets for the mystic charlatans ! 

Chant their empty promises! 

Get down on your knees! 

God is love! 

Om shanti! 

That's £9.50 please